Man: I'd like a Filet Mignon please
Waitress: Very good sir. How would you like that cooked?
Waitress: Would you like that
or would you like that ultra rare?
Man: I.....I don't know. What's the difference?
Waitress: To tell you the truth, I don't even know.
Man: I'll take super rare. It looks less likely to make me choke.