Man: I'd like a Filet Mignon please
Waitress: Very good sir. How would you like that cooked?
Man: Rare.
Waitress: Would you like that
super rare

or would you like that ultra rare?

Man: I.....I don't know. What's the difference?
Waitress: To tell you the truth, I don't even know.
Man: I'll take super rare. It looks less likely to make me choke.
WOKKA WOKKA!
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