"But there's just more of me to love!"

Andruw Jones showed up to  Dodgers' camp at 240 pounds. Did anyone tell him this was spring training camp and not fat camp? He says he's going to lose it as the season progresses.  Somehow, I highly doubt that.  Let's play Jeopardy!  The answer is: This is the worst way you can spend $36.2 million over 2 years.